Hansi Ke Liye Gam Kurban; Khushi Ke Liye Ansu Kurban; Dost Ke Liye Jaan Bhi Kurban; Agar Dost Ki Garlfrend Mil Jaye To Saala Dost Bhi Kurban
Ladki: Jaan Mujhe Aise Propos Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho Ladka: Kamini Jalil 'I Lov U'(I Love You) Mujh Se Shaadi Karke Mujhe Barbad Kar De Kambakht!
Pathan Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Par Rakhkar Bajar Le Gaya! Uske Dost Ne Pocha "Bhai Jaan Darvaaja Bechna Hai Kya?" Pathan Bola "Nahin Yaar Tala Khulvana Hai!"
Pathan Ne Call Karne Ne Liye Fon Milaayaa To Aawaj I: "Is Call Ke Liye Aap Ka Balence Paryapat Nahi Hai!" Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai!
Bas Apne Pathan Karyakarta Se "Aaj Tum Let Kyon Aaye? Ofis 9 Baje Khulta Hai Fir Der Kyon Ki?" Pathan: Meri Jaan Itni Fiker Mat Kiya Karo Dost Shak Karte Hain